Help Wanted
By Curtis on Oct 3, 2009 in Motivational
Immediate Openings Available
No previous experience needed.
Job description: Service to others
Job start date: Yesterday
Applicant requirements:
Must be able to dream big.
Must have high expectations.
Must be willing to put into service any known talents.
Must be open to learning new skills and discovering amazing untapped abilities.
Must be teachable and willing to learn and unlearn as needed.
Must be satisfied with not being in the spotlight.
Must be willing to provide real solutions to real problems.
Must have an affinity for excellence and a dislike for mediocrity.
Must be willing to lose any prejudices of others.
Must be able to make repeated attempts in the likely case of failure or setbacks.
To apply:
Applicants should start where they are by engaging in service to others.
After beginning applicants will realize more and more opportunities for usefulness.
Compensation:
Peace of mind with sound sleep.
Satisfaction that comes from helping others.
Personal growth and maturity.
Meeting new people and developing life-long friendships
If interested: Listen for that still small voice inside of you. Follow your conscience, and start where you are. There is no time for delay.
This is a recession-proof position and all applicants meeting the requirements are assured of success.
Call: 1-555-ITS-TIME and begin to live the abundant life!
Excellent….Now that is Living a Life by God’s Divine Design! I’m going to pass this help wanted opportunity to everyone I know. Wonderful message.
looks good, but is there nothing you offer to help the intereested person?? If so include that in the To apply area, or If interested area.
sidney
Good one. Everyone needs to apply!
Sounds good to me, its a blessing to know that u have dedicated your life to Chirst by example not just talk. Your encouragement is inspiration to me and others , now u r my role model.
WHAT AN EXCELLENT POSTING!! A GREAT CAREER CHANGE PLUS GREAT BENEFITS! I HAVE TO PASS THIS ALONG.